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What Flavor of Cookie Would the 2016 Presidential Candidates Be?

What Flavor of Cookie Would the 2016 Presidential Candidates Be?

The US presidential election 2016 is a huge source of interest at the moment, both at home and abroad, as people watch the front running candidates vying for votes. Whether you have already got a favorite or not, there is no denying that this year’s candidates are a very diverse bunch, with Clinton and Sanders, Trump and Cruz all bringing different views, ideas and personalities to the race. There are lots of different ways people have described their different characters, likening them to everything from fast food to characters from TV’s Game of Thrones, but to add a new comparison to the mix, here we’re going to take a look at which flavor of Gimmee Jimmys cookies each of these candidates is most like!

Bernie Sanders – Oatmeal and Raisin

Bernie Sanders is by far the oldest candidate, and so the classic oatmeal and raisin seems to suit him perfectly. He’s also a big hit with the highly liberal ‘hipster’ community, who love all things natural and have a taste for the retro. Oatmeal and raisin is a flavor some people love, and others find to be a bit of a compromise if they were hoping for a more decadent or flashy flavor. It is always a good seller, however, and those who like it find it to be their favorite comfort food.

Hillary Clinton – White Chocolate Chip

While Hillary Clinton has supporters of both genders, and is remembered just as much for being Bill Clinton’s loyal wife who stood by him during times of scandal as she is for being arguably the most likely candidate for first female US president, a lot of analysts believe that female swing voters, and whether Hillary can appeal to them, will be the key to her success or failure. Like Hillary and the idea of a woman president, white chocolate is especially popular with women, and white chocolate chip cookies are often the ladies’ first choice!

Ted Cruz – M&M and Chocolate Chip

Ted Cruz is the Republican candidate of choice for Republicans who aren’t so keen on Donald Trump. Trump is a divisive figure even in his own party, and Cruz represents an alternative. He is also the youngest candidate, and appeals to those who want a statesman who is not considered out of touch with their generation. His cookie flavor is M&M and chocolate chip – an interesting flavor that appeals to young people, but isn’t the obvious choice.

Donald Trump – Marble Cookies

Before he entered into politics, Trump was best known as a successful businessman and owner of lavish, glamorous premises. He would be best represented by marble cookies, which resemble the same opulent materials used in the hotels and casinos under his brand. Luxurious, rich, and not really very good for you, marble cookies, for a lot of voters, represent Trump perfectly!

So there you have it – political candidates as cookies! Do you agree with these choices, or is your favorite cookie matched to the wrong candidate?

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